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(no subject) [Jan. 17th, 2006|06:06 pm]
Im too lazy to actually update my LJ so im just gonna paste in a series of ims that explain my afternoon...


Kloud94 [5:58 P.M.]: hi laura!
Annx2 is away at 5:58 P.M.
Auto response from Annx2 [5:58 P.M.]: such lovely weather
Kloud94 [5:58 P.M.]: yes it was
Kloud94 [5:58 P.M.]: *is
Kloud94 [5:58 P.M.]: was
Kloud94 [5:58 P.M.]: i don't know..
Kloud94 [5:58 P.M.]: we did yoga outside today
Kloud94 [5:58 P.M.]: except we were all in the shade
Kloud94 [5:59 P.M.]: probably cuz ms. feimster was in the sun and to be in the sun we had to get too close to her
Kloud94 [5:59 P.M.]: but brianna had on her bball uniform
Kloud94 [5:59 P.M.]: shorts and no sleeves
Kloud94 [5:59 P.M.]: and she had goosebumps all over
Kloud94 [5:59 P.M.]: and oh
Kloud94 [5:59 P.M.]: we were yogaing on the patio between the pool and bryant hall
Kloud94 [6:00 P.M.]: and some guy stopped on the walkway above us and just stared at us for a while
Kloud94 [6:00 P.M.]: it was creepy and disturbing and he was smoking
Kloud94 [6:00 P.M.]: Yuck
Kloud94 [6:01 P.M.]: and when we told ms. feimy she just said "You're just being silly girls, and no one likes silly girls
Kloud94 [6:01 P.M.]: are you ignoring me?
Kloud94 [6:01 P.M.]: but anyway
Kloud94 [6:01 P.M.]: i kept my chain necklace on and i make it shorter so there's a long trail at the end
Kloud94 [6:02 P.M.]: and we were doing the bridge- and you know how your shoulders kinda slide back and pull your shirt down? well it pulled on my necklace too and started choking me.
Kloud94 [6:02 P.M.]: and....
Kloud94 [6:02 P.M.]: ummm....
Kloud94 [6:03 P.M.]: this bottle of grape water im drinking tastes more grapey than usual
Kloud94 [6:03 P.M.]: it really good
Kloud94 [6:03 P.M.]: oh!
Kloud94 [6:03 P.M.]: i found my coconuts
Kloud94 [6:03 P.M.]: *clop clop*
Kloud94 [6:03 P.M.]: *clop clop*
Kloud94 [6:03 P.M.]: heheehe
Kloud94 [6:04 P.M.]: and....
Kloud94 [6:04 P.M.]: oh well nothing else happened
Kloud94 [6:04 P.M.]: can you tell im bored?
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this is obligatory- oh, vocab word [Dec. 15th, 2005|08:45 pm]
[mood | curious]

why do we always feel the need to say vocab word after we say a vocab word?
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have a peaceful christmas!!! [Dec. 15th, 2005|07:40 pm]
[mood | i had to write this twice]
[music |The Crystal Ship- The Doors]

Merry Christmas
Happy Christmas
people say these all the time, but no one ever says joyful christmas or peaceful christmas
i mean, why not
think about it, what's the busiest time of the year
right, christmas
cuz the older kids have exams (like me, yippe- only one left)
and the younger kids don't have school b/c *gasp* it's raining
and then you have to stay home w/ them & waste a perfectly good sick day
or you might have to go christmas shopping with them
there is no worse way to spend an afternoon than shopping w/ little kids
i had to go with my little cousins once
they never stop eating!!!
until it's lunch time
b/c by then they're full of lipstick shaped candy (who thought that up?)
and even if you get them to eat something- it's not healthy, god forbid
if you get them to eat a little bit of salad- they make you cut the skin off the cucumber peices
so anyway- i think telling someone to have a peaceful christmas would be very appropriate
cuz that would be a miracle
and christmas is the time for miracles
so im gonna tell people to have a PEACEFUL CHRISTMAS!!!!
and you should too, and if they give you a weird look, then cut the mustard
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pretty pink hearts [Dec. 15th, 2005|10:43 am]
[mood |working]
[music |Mother's Little Helper- Rolling Stones]

Ok, so yesterday morning, LAura got some ridiculously pink pink eyeshadow
and of course she has to go around putting little hearts on everyone's cheeks
(Gabby helped in this mastermind plan)
b/c you can't put eyeshadow this pink on your eyes- no it has to go on your cheek
and in the shape of a heart too
(or at least that's what it was intended to be)
so then we go take our exam
and gabby's heart ends up on her exam
Laura's got on her chin and sweatshirt
and darien's came off on her hand
but i was pretty carful and most of mine stayed on me cheek
except now it just looked like i really can't put on blush
well, the exams over and i had forgotten about the "heart"
so then we go to the library and McAlister's
and we're walking back to the car
and oh!
i see that i still have a large bright pink blob on one cheek in the car window
b/c of course my mom's not ganna point this out to me
and then nothing else exciting happened for the rest of the day
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math class [Nov. 11th, 2005|05:47 pm]
(math class, today)
Me: Hey, Brooke, tell Darien what you told me about your costume.
Brooke: Well, i must say i look very fine. I wish i could find me a boyfriend that looks as hot as i do in that tux.
Mrs. Sorells: Brooke. Is that math realated?
Brooke: Uhhh, yeah. Becuase Kaitlin told me to say it, and Kaitlin is math related.
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UFO- Unidetifiable friggin object [Nov. 11th, 2005|05:45 pm]
[mood | contemplative]
[music |the buzzing in my head]

no one has any idea who i am
today mrs. lawson called me ashley
and yesterday ms. howard called my ashley and right after that someone asked me "aren't you the one who looks like Laura?" i was really tempted to say "uhhh, i AM laura"
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(no subject) [Nov. 11th, 2005|05:28 pm]
i got to give a tour today!
actually it really isn't that exciting, but it was my first tour ever
the students i had were really shy though and i got done 15 minutes early, so i'm like trying to talk to them- but they don't really talk back....
oh and the mother going around with me stopped to answer her phone for 10 min.
how rude
GTG
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still trying to figure that out [Nov. 9th, 2005|07:13 pm]
[mood | crazy]
[music |beeping of ims]

Kloud94 [7:03 P.M.]: well the creator is coming to salem tomorrow @ seven
Kloud94 [7:03 P.M.]: i think im going- do you want to- it's free
Annx2 [7:03 P.M.]: uhh
Kloud94 [7:03 P.M.]: :-D
Annx2 [7:03 P.M.]: the creator? as in jesus?
Kloud94 [7:04 P.M.]: :-(
Kloud94 [7:04 P.M.]: (that's supposed to be a dissapointed scowl)
Annx2 [7:05 P.M.]: why? is jesus really coming? should i reject my current events for more pressing matters such as going to confession?
Kloud94 [7:05 P.M.]: yes laura the second coming is coming secondly
Annx2 [7:06 P.M.]: uh oh. i knew i shouldn't have knocked over that bank on the way home....
Kloud94 [7:06 P.M.]: :-D
Annx2 [7:07 P.M.]: so, why is jesus coming to salem? it's cause ms t's god, isn't it?
Kloud94 [7:07 P.M.]: well that would be the most obvious reason
Kloud94 [7:07 P.M.]: do you even know what im talking about
Kloud94 [7:07 P.M.]: ?
Annx2 [7:09 P.M.]: this is what i know:
2+2=4
the earth is round
jesus is coming to salem tomorrow
ms t is god
and, some other trivial crap that's just to trivial to be listed at this time
i need to go to confession ASAP
i'm gonna meet jjjjjjjjeeeeeeeesssssuuuuuussss
Kloud94 [7:09 P.M.]: i meant the creator of Kudzu
Annx2 [7:09 P.M.]: uhhh
Annx2 [7:10 P.M.]: is that ANOTHER WORLD?
Annx2 [7:10 P.M.]: are we really NOT ALONE?
Kloud94 [7:10 P.M.]: yes- it's like chucku for the philippeanians
Kloud94 [7:10 P.M.]: of pluto
Kloud94 [7:10 P.M.]: it's a comic strip
Annx2 [7:10 P.M.]: ahh
Annx2 [7:10 P.M.]: i see
Kloud94 [7:10 P.M.]: and a plant
Annx2 [7:10 P.M.]: wanna know something sad?
Kloud94 [7:11 P.M.]: what?
Annx2 [7:11 P.M.]: i still have no idea what the original goal of this conversation was or what you are talking about
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(no subject) [Oct. 19th, 2005|07:06 pm]
[mood | okay]

If you read this, even if we do not speak often, comment with one memory of me. It can be anything you want, good or bad. just as long as it happened. Then post this on YOUR livejournal, and see what other people remember about you.
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nothing totally interesting [Oct. 13th, 2005|05:52 pm]
[mood | mischievous]

i know it is, but it's an island, you want to be at the heart of the country for your conclusion. you already went sightseeing throughout your paper, not you need to be back in the heart
love ya laura, hehe
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